Big Nub

Tonight, I went to Meijer with Dana and Joe. They were grocery shopping and I was there to get school supplies. I was looking at the fish when I spied this completely beaten up betta. He no longer had a tail, and had only one fin! As soon as I saw him, I was overcome by the need to buy this little guy and take him home. I don't think anyone else would have wanted a fish that was all nubs. He had already been through so much...I just wanted to give him the loving home he deserves. Now he is chillin' on top of my computer desk next to my bamboo plants. God, if only I could describe how cute his little nub fin is when he swims around. He's so tough that he still swims normally. He's such a sweetheart. I already love the little guy so much. Coincidentally, my beloved, departed betta Margaret was red as well.

What should I name this swarthy warrior of the deep? I keep calling him 'Nubbers', but that can't be very good. He deserves a noble name. Any ideas?