Blood on the wall

It happened again! I mentioned in my livejournal that I had been the victim of a nocturnal attack from Mosquiton. The first attack left me with three very itchy wounds. I woke up and turned on the light, trying to find the attacker, and during my search, IT BIT MY TOE!

Well the second wave of assault (an army of one, just like the commercials) left me with SEVEN WELTS. What the hell? I awoke slowly from itching myself subconsiously. It took me a minute to realize that I had once again fallen victim to the ongoing war between humans and Mosquiton. The welts were huge - as big as me eyeballs! I turned on the light, desperately hoping I could find the fucker and squash him - squash him real good. I happened to glance at the wall, and I saw what I thought was a nail. No! My eyes were decieved by their clever camoflauge. What I truly saw was the most engorged mosquitonian I have ever seen! So I squashed him - I squashed him real good. The resulting fray left my hand and my wall spattered with blood. MY BLOOD!

N.B. Blood on the wall is actually a really awesome band.